- On a live interview on ChannelsTV, when asked how you intend to manage the economy in the face of dwindling oil prices, you promised to “stabilize the oil market and run an accountable government”. While I trust you on the latter, I am still trying to understand how you intend to achieve the former.
- You promised to provide free education to all primary and secondary school pupils. I want to believe this will apply to all 36 states and FCT and not just the APC states.
- You equally promised to provide daily meals for all primary school pupils. I cannot understand the magical thinking that the FG will bypass state governors to provide "free meals to school kids”. First of all, the FG has no business with the running of Primary schools. This is the responsibility of States and Local Governments. However, since you pledged to provide we shall hold you accountable.
- You also promised to make the Naira to be equal in value to the Dollar. Although this has been misinterpreted by many to mean NGN1=$1, it won’t hurt to know that my NGN20.00 in my pocket is as valuable as $20. Chai, do this and you have my vote come 2019.
- You promised to revamp huge coal deposits in Enugu State for generation of electricity and export and thus provide about one million jobs.
- Apart from the one million jobs from the coal mining industry, within the same period, you promised 740, 000 direct jobs in each of the 36 states (i.e. 20,000 per state) of the federation and the FCT within one year.
- You promised to pay direct conditional monthly cash transfers of NGN5, 000 to the 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon demonstration of children’s enrolment in school and immunization. The implication here is that the sum of N125billion (i.e. 25million * N5000) will be spent to service this policy every month, and an estimated N1.5 trillion (i.e. N125bn * 12 months) will be spent on this policy alone every year. You know it’s easy to critique the government but does Nigeria really have the money to finance this with the 40 percent drop in national income and dwindling oil price in the international market? Time will tell.
- You also promised a guaranteed generation of 20,000 megawatts of electricity in four years. As I write this piece, Nigeria generates about 5,500MW of power. This means you have the next four years to deliver on your promise. Time is of essence, General.
- You promised to provide allowances/stipends to discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for 12 months while they seek jobs or acquire training and skills for job placement or entrepreneurship. In addition to this, you guaranteed that loans will be made available upon completion. What I don’t know is when this initiative will kick off and how much the said allowances will be.
- You promised the construction of one million low-cost houses within four years for the poor. Now some people have misinterpreted this to mean free homes, maybe you will have to explain better. In addition to this, you assured that Nigerians of varying income levels can access affordable mortgages at single-digit interest rates based on federal guarantees to the mortgage lenders.
- You promised to create additional 2 million new home owners for the middle-class in your first year in government and 1 million annually thereafter at the same single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses. The outgoing Government via the Nigeria Mortgage Refinance Company Plc offered mortgages at double digit rates for a period of 20years. I am hopeful your government will continue that initiative at the single-digit interest rate promised.
- You promised to embark on a National Infrastructural Development Programme as a PPP that will ensure the (a) construction of 3,000km of Superhighway including service trunks and (b) building of up to 4,800km of modern railway lines – one third to be completed by 2019; this must as a matter of urgency start immediately as 2019 is around the corner.
- Still on the PPP schemes, you assured that at least one functioning airport is available in each of the 36 states. This is perhaps an easy promise to deliver as there are about 26 airports in Nigeria presently.
- You promised to speedily pass the much-delayed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB). This is one bill the outgoing President also promised to pass. What is going to happen now is we are back to square one in terms of the legislative process. Thankfully your party now holds majority in both houses which make up the National Assembly, so there should be no reason why this bill should not be passed in your first year.
- You promised to establish at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in various states in addition to technical colleges and vocational centers in each state of the federation as well as six centers of excellence to address the needs of special education.
- You promised to increase the quality of ALL federal government owned hospitals to world class standard within 5 years. Emm, your first tenure is 4 years so let’s keep this promise to 4 years, please.
- You promised to provide free ante-natal care for pregnant women, free health care for babies and children up to school going age and for the aged and free treatment for those afflicted with infectious diseases such as tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS based on a national health insurance scheme. This is a welcome development but again how would this work in Nigeria where some state Governors owe salary and health workers go on strike for months?
- You promised to provide free tertiary education to students pursuing Science and Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM).
- You promised to provide free tertiary education to education majors and stipends prior to their employment as teachers. This means that teachers who want to go to University will enjoy free education? Excellent idea, Mr. President-Elect, excellent idea.
- In a speech at the Chatham House, The Royal Institute of International affairs in London -You promised to "lead from the front" in the fight against Boko Haram if elected. Whatever this means, Nigerians want to see Boko Haram completely annihilated.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2015
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT-ELECT, GENERAL MOHAMMADU BUHARI
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Dame Patience, Our President’s Darling Wife- By Reuben Abati In 2010
Friday, January 17, 2014
18 lessons I’m glad life has taught me
The number 18 is an important number to me. Its significance in the Hebrew numerology is profound. For instance, the eighth letter in the Hebrew alphabet, CHET and the tenth letter--Yud, both form the word "chai" meaning "alive" or "living. I was born on the 18th of January ….
Today, I share 18 things that I have learned and know to be true. Have a great day today my family and friends.
1. God exists.
2. I am where I am today because of God.
3. Prayer change things.
4. Your gift can make room for you.
5. Be careful what you say, life and death are in the power of the tongue.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. You can experience true love more than once in a lifetime.
8. The grass is definitely greener on the other side and so is the water bill.
9. Heartbreak can make you hard! But don't let it make you bitter.
10. Don’t try to change people. They will hate you for it.
11. You don’t need an entire lifetime to fully know and understand someone.
12. Family is everything.
13. One way to tarnish a good name is serving in government.
14. No one is indispensible. No one is irreplaceable.
15. Money answers all things.
16. There are three types of people you will meet- some for a reason, some for a season, and some for a lifetime.
17. Being fit doesn't mean you're healthy.
18. If you can FORCE a horse to the river, you can equally FORCE it to drink.
Monday, March 25, 2013
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED OR THOUGHT ABOUT IT?
I've been driving now for two months....during my driving lessons, I didnt really learn how to reverse so my reversing has been really awkward.
OK, so recently, I was trying to reverse and had an accident- I reversed into a pole. I was so upset. I drove to the Mechanic shop an the panel beater had it repaired. They tried their best to make it like new again. They fixed the damage and repainted the area where the car had been hit. But no matter how they tried to match the paint to the original color, they couldn’t. So every day after that, when I would go to the car, I would always notice that the paint didn’t match. Every time I got into the car I would see that area where the paint was different and it would always remind me of the wreck. And even though the car had been repaired it was never the same again
Later, I found out that because the car had been damaged it was worth less than it was before the damage. I thought about this the other day when I was thinking about people who cheat in relationships. When someone cheats, or you have been cheated on, the relationship is never the same. Sure, you can stay together, work on it and repair it, but every time you take a hard look at your relationship you will be reminded of it. I know many of you reading this understand what I’m talking about. The relationship was once so amazing and new and now has lost its value. You have tried to move on but it’s difficult to trust again. I get it, I SO GET IT!
Tyler Perry's new movie-TEMPTATIONS: Confessions of a Marriage counsellors talks about being tempted, how to forgive, how to move on from it, and also talk about how sometimes the decisions you make when you decide to cheat can stay with you for the rest of your life. This movie is powerful. This movie has the power to save relationships.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN-(unedited version)
Monday, May 30, 2011
As Jonathan hands over to Jonathan
On Sunday May 27th 2011, President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan took the oath of office at a colourful ceremony in the Nation's capital, Abuja. Whether the name "Azikiwe" is actually in his passport or purely used to win the South Eastern votes during the last general elections is a debate I would really like to have- but definitely not today. Albeit, his demure demeanour has become his greatest asset. GEJ, as he is now fondly referred to, began his ascension to the exalted position of President on December 11th, 2005. On this beautiful Friday, his boss and former Bayelsa State governor, Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha, was impeached, handcuffed and flown to Abuja, thereby paving way for him constitutionally to be sworn in as Governor. While some deputy governors would have thrown parties and held thanksgiving services to celebrate this "good luck", one media house reported that Goodluck locked himself away and broke down in tears. He must have wondered how a man he had served as deputy for seven years was being whisked away while he took over his post. By February 2007, he was picked by Obasanjo to become the vice- presidential candidate to Umaru Yar'Ádua. This singular act paved his emergence as the Vice president, Acting President and thereafter President after the demise of his principal. This perhaps sums what some people have termed Goodluck's mysterious rise to become Nigeria's president.
The most striking aspect of Goodluck's rise to power is that of all the presidents before him, he had the modest of all backgrounds. In fact when he declared his assets in 2007, many Nigerians laughed him to scorn. This is a man who according to one "source" travelled to Abuja for the first time in his life in 1998 on a night bus! This is a man who himself acknowledged that he was not born rich. According to him when growing up, he had no shoes, no school bag; no car to take him to school; he sometimes had only one meal for days, trekked many miles to school, his family could not afford to eat rice, and even studied with lanterns as his poor parents could not afford power or generating sets . In spite of these, Goodluck was able to finish secondary school, attended the University of Port Harcourt, holds a doctorate degree from the same University and is now the president of the Nigeria. In the course of his campaigns, he was quoted as saying: "...In my youth, I never imagined that I would be where I am today, but not once did I ever give up. Not once did I imagine that a child from Otuoke, a small village in the Niger Delta, will one day rise to the position of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria..."
When Goodluck Jonathan took the oath of office on Sunday, he has signed a path with history. Nigerians are no more interested about him not having shoes or trekking for miles. Such stories should be left to story tellers. He must hit the ground and start running. Nigerians are not interested in talks and promises. They want results. Nigerians need an improvement in the power sector. That sector should be privatised immediately. The educational sector needs urgent overhauling. He should fix the transportation problem as well. He should leave no stone unturned from railway to road to air. He must fulfil all the promises he made during his campaigns throughout the country. Therefore, there is no time to waste in the next four years, no time for needless courtesy calls by traditional rulers and all kinds of groups that serve no purpose to the overall wellbeing of the country. No time to tour the world, no time for owanbe parties and all what not.
Goodluck Jonathan, the ball is in your court! Get to work!!!
Monday, May 16, 2011
The Many Evils Of Governor Ikedi Ohakim
Little did they know that this wasn't actually a luxury ride but one that would take Mr Iwuoha to hell. On that day, the governor of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim, took it upon himself to personally flog the 40-year-old father of two. Right inside the governor's office, the governor, armed with a horsewhip, stripped Mr Iwuoha completely unclothed and for almost two hours flogged him like an erring donkey.
On his own account, Mr. Iwuoha had this to say:
"The governor head-butted me, punched me in the face and kicked me before returning to his table to grab a horsewhip. He ordered me to lie on the rug and he flogged me ruthlessly. While he was at it, his younger brother, Emmanuel Ohakim, who doubles as his chief of staff rushed in and shouted, ‘His excellency, his excellency!' The governor looked up and said, ‘Emma, this is Ikenna Samuelson. I will kill him today.'"
Mr Iwuoha has initiated several court cases against the governor which have ended up nowhere, due to the immunity from prosecution the governor enjoys.
It could also be recalled that on Sunday 8th of August 2010 security officials attached to Mr. Ikedi Ohakim arrested a man of God, Rev. Father Eustace Okorie for “allegedly” obstructing the convoy of the governor.
The security details accused the Catholic Priest of deliberately blocking the the governor’s convoy with his car along Orie-Akabo Ikeduru L.G.A. of the state. Rev. Father Eustace Okorie was immediately arrested, and his car impounded. The Priest was taken to the Government house. As soon as they touched down in Government house, they dragged him straight to what is fast turning into the Governor’s torture chambers. And there, his real travails began. He was stripped unclothed to his underpants, interrogated by the Chief security Officer of Governor Ohakim who took several pictures of the clergy before handing him over to the SSS office directly opposite the State House. He was then detained for more than two days alongside with a suspected student cultist when he purportedly refused to sign an implicating statement suggesting he blocked the road consciously.
Mrs Udoudo was driving to church one Sunday morning in with her two kids early February 2008 on Alfred Rewane road ,Lagos when Gov Ohakim's convoy sped down behind her. The Governors aides claimed that the woman had obstructed the convoy, thus posing security risk. The woman was repeatedly slapped, harassed and beaten by the security officers in the convoy. In addition, her car was damaged. Her frightened kids ran out of the car and could just have been run down by on coming vehicles. The most bizarre aspect of the incident was that the governor himself was seated in one of the cars, watching as a hapless woman was assaulted by his security goons. I can only imagine what was going on in the governor’s mind as this woman was brutalised on the road. What kind of a governor would take delight in such a macabre spectacle?
Space will not allow me to recount the story of Precious Efurueze, the 13-year-old boy, accused of allegedly attempting to kill Ikedi Ohakim (and former president Olusegun Obasanjo)in Owerri on 31, March,by stoning their campaign convoy with sachets of pure water! This Juvinile has been remanded in custody.
The chief magistrate explained that her reason for denying the accused bail is that they had been charged with felony which carries a punishment of life imprisonment if found guilty. She said the offence is a serious one and, therefore, should not be treated lightly.
The case was adjourned to May 30, for further hearing.
Today’s election signals the dawn of a new era in Imo state. By May 30th, Ikedi Ohakim will no longer enjoy the “immunity” he had enjoyed in the last four years.
I strongly call on all relevant bodies and associations to see that this man is tried and prosecuted and if found guilty, be sent to Jail!!!